| Capt Jack - 9 pts |
| 1: Joseph Wapner |
| 2: Art Linkletter |
| 3: Peter Marshall |
| 4: Mitch Miller |
| 5: Patty Andrews |
| 6: Maureen O'Hara |
| 7: Larry Storch |
| 8: Barbara Billingsley |
| 9: Olivia De Havilland |
| 10: Carol Channing |
| 11: Ricardo Montalban |
| 12: Van Johnson |
| 13: Robert Downey Jr |
| 14: Harvey Korman - 9 pts |
| 15: Cloris Leachman |
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| Kick da buckets |
| 1: Liza Minneli |
| 2: Bob Barker |
| 3: Hugh Heffner |
| 4: Jimmy Carter |
| 5: Elizabeth Taylor |
| 6: John Madden |
| 7: Andy Griffith |
| 8: Wilford Brimley |
| 9: Leonard Nimoy |
| 10: Merlin Olson |
| 11: Willie Nelson |
| 12: Joe Paterno |
| 13: John Woodern |
| 14: Paul Harvey |
| 15: Casey Kasem |
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| Mama Said Knock You Out |
| 1: Britney Spears |
| 2: Amy Winehouse |
| 3: Jack Nicholson |
| 4: Kirstie Alley |
| 5: Jose Canseco |
| 6: PacMan Jones |
| 7: Queen Elizabeth II |
| 8: Barbara Bush |
| 9: Mike Wallace |
| 10: Abe Vigoda |
| 11: Mel Brooks |
| 12: Jerry Stiller |
| 13: Michael Gambon |
| 14: Pope Benedict |
15: Don Rickles |
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| Team Lisa - 6 pts |
| 1: Lena Horne |
| 2: Liza Minelli |
| 3: Hugh Hefner |
| 4: Daniel Day Lewis |
| 5: Farrah Fawcett |
| 6: Sophia Loren |
| 7: Marie Osmond |
| 8: Kirk Douglas |
| 9: Art Linkletter |
| 10: Gerald Ford - 5 pts |
| 11: Hulk Hogan |
| 12: Ralphie May |
| 13: Elizabeth Taylor |
| 14: Fidel Castro |
| 15: Billy Graham |
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| No Less, No More - 6 pts |
| 1: Fidel Castro |
| 2: Phyllis Diller |
| 3: Kirk Douglas |
| 4: Betty Ford |
| 5: Zsa Zsa Gabor |
| 6: Billy Graham |
| 7: Charlton Heston - 6 pts |
| 8: Roy Horn |
| 9: Magic Johnson |
| 10: Kirk Kerkorian |
| 11: John Kluge |
| 12: Karl Malden |
| 13: Sumner Redstone |
| 14: Mike Tyson |
| 15: Warren Buffet |
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| You're Gonna Die Soon - 18 pts |
| 1: Billy Graham |
| 2: Pat Robertson |
| 3: Gordon Hinckley - 8 pts |
| 4: Abe Vagota |
| 5: Kirk Douglas |
| 6: Liz Taylor |
| 7: Albert Hofmann - 4 pts |
| 8: Fidel Castro |
| 9: Oscar Niemeyer |
| 10: Charlton Heston - 6 pts |
| 11: Karl Malden |
| 12: Fats Domino |
| 13: Betty Ford |
| 14: Hugh Hefner |
| 15: Mickey Rooney |
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| Final Flatliners - 29 pts |
| 1: Bea Arthur |
| 2: Estelle Getty - 6 pts |
| 3: Elizabeth Taylor |
| 4: John Madden |
| 5: Muhammad Ali |
| 6: Alex Trebek |
| 7: Gary Busey |
| 8: Phyllis A. Whitney - 7 pts |
| 9: Ruby Muhammad |
| 10: Michael DeBakey - 8 pts |
| 11: George Beverly Shea |
| 12: Dolores Hope |
| 13: Earl Butz - 8 pts |
| 14: Gloria Stuart |
| 15: Art Linkletter |
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| Tits Up - 6 pts |
| 1: Muhammad Ali |
| 2: Wilford Brimley |
| 3: Pat Buchanan |
| 4: Fidel Castro |
| 5: John Goodman |
| 6: Billy Graham |
| 7: Jesse Helms - 6 pts |
| 8: Tim LaHaye |
| 9: Wayne Newton |
| 10: Peter OToole |
| 11: Fred Phelps |
| 12: Pat Robertson |
| 13: Mickey Rooney |
| 14: Betty White |
| 15: Amy Winehouse |
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| Living Dead Doll - 11 pts |
| 1: Jerry Lewis |
| 2: J.D. Salinger |
| 3: Kirk Douglas |
| 4: Abe Vigota |
| 5: Dolores Hope |
| 6: Gerald Ford - 5 pts |
| 7: Amy Winehouse |
| 8: Dick Clark |
| 9: Fidel Castro |
| 10: Art Linkletter |
| 11: Jack La Lanne |
| 12: Walter Cronkite |
| 13: Estelle Getty - 6 pts |
| 14: Phyllis Diller |
| 15: Mike Wallace |
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| One Foot In - 8 pts |
| 1: Joseph Alois Ratzinger |
| 2: Leonard Nimoy |
| 3: William Shatner |
| 4: Sylvia Brown |
| 5: Lindsay Lohan |
| 6: Arthur C. Clarke - 8 pts |
| 7: Fidel Castro |
| 8: Conrad Bain |
| 9: Prince Philip |
| 10: Ozzy Osbourne |
| 11: Gary Coleman |
| 12: Sean Connery |
| 13: Danny Bonaduce |
| 14: Roy Horn |
| 15: Ashley Olsen |
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| Musical Chairs - 28 pts |
| 1: Fidel Castro |
| 2: Don Rickles |
| 3: Jerry Lewis |
| 4: Abe Vigoda |
| 5: Albert Hofmann - 4 pts |
| 6: Charlton Heston - 6 pts |
| 7: Claude Levi-Strauss |
| 8: Karl Malden |
| 9: Richard Widmark - 8 pts |
| 10: Kirk Douglas |
| 11: Suzanne Somers |
| 12: Zsa Zsa Gabor |
| 13: Sydney Pollack - 10 pts |
| 14: Oscar Niemeyer |
| 15: Eli Wallach |
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